Religion Should Have A Place In Politics

Let me make myself crystal clear about one thing. When I say "religion", I am referring solely to my church's branch of Christianity. I definitely don't mean Judaism or Islam. Because they are just trying to indoctrinate our children, just like the Satanic cults my hair stylist Jordannnna is always warning me about.

Yes, I did join my fellow mommies in protesting outside of our children's school when I found out that, thanks to a local politician, kids of other faiths had been given the opportunity to step outside during their hour-long "feelings break" and use prayer mats if they wanted to. I hadn't been that upset since the school board considered removing "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance!

It probably goes without saying that I myself do not vote, unless Gregory tells me to. Just another example of how our love of God is working to protect the traditional family model.

In fact, I think the breakdown of faith is why poverty, racism, class division and sexual assault exist. People aren't looking to Him for guidance anymore. It's a shame. None of the above existed before now, right? 

Would you like to join me in praying for more Christian (male, obviously) politicians?