Try This Tasty Festive Treat

Holiday snacks don't have to lead to weight gain! Today I'm sharing a fantastically festive recipe I've stolen from my maid Pia. (She's Brazilian. Or maybe Spanish?)

Begin by having a crate of organic tart green apples shipped from your East Coast estate to your home. Get them flown in by private helicopter if need be; the fresher the better!

Once these arrive, make sure they are rinsed with clear dew drop water. Then, slice each apple into quarters. Roast these over a Douglas Fir wood fire for 3-5 before flipping them over and repeating the process. Next, sprinkle a pinch of imported cinnamon on top of culinary creation! Drizzle with melted cacao nibs.

And you're done!